nick just came up to read over my shoulder and saw a bit of himself in the red robe posted below and goes,
"i don't know why you keep posting stuff like that. so, you like a fat bastard, do you?"
and i, of course, immediately go,
"no, no. i love it. i love you. i find you hysterically sexy!"
and he goes,
"great, that's just what i'm going for - hysterically sexy!"